The greatest fictional adult film director of all time, Jack Horner, had a dream: he wanted to make a real film. He wanted people to care about his characters and his story. Then, VHS came along and ruined the industry forever. This is pretty much what happened to the porn industry in real life. Once porn became available on video, people decided that enjoying it in private was the way to go, for obvious reasons. Hot, hot product.
This review, however, concerns the R version. And doing so would be both accurate and fair. And you know what? The story begins with the young Spaniard Manuel and his new bride aboard a ship bound for the Caribbean. Isabella is wastefully tossed overboard, and Manuel is taken by the pirates Victor Stagnetti and Serena. Stagnetti makes for a perfectly hideous pirate, complete with mismatched eyes and stringly beard.